#FUNNY WORDS FOR POOP MOVIE#
#FUNNY WORDS FOR POOP FULL#

What is the sign of you winning toilet paper at a casino? You are on a roll.Ĥ1. Why is single-ply toilet paper good for your personal growth? It helps you stay in touch with your inner self.Ĥ0. There are only two reasons to like toilets and they are #1 and #2.ģ9. What is the reason you have to buy a new toilet bowl? Because the one you have is full.ģ8. Why do some banks lack toilets? Those are the ones that don’t take deposits.ģ7.

The cop did not flush the toilet because it was not his duty.ģ6. The golden toilet has not been found yet, but you will be relieved when it has been.ģ5. What was the reason that the baker had smelly hands? He kneaded poop.ģ4. The constipated mathematician finally worked it out with a pencil.ģ3. I thought about telling you another poop pun but I thought it was kinda crappy.ģ2.

#FUNNY WORDS FOR POOP MOVIE#

The movie ‘Constipated’ has not come out yet.ģ1. What happens if you eat too many cans of alphabet soup? You will have a large vowel movement.ģ0. Okay did you know that if you keep making me laugh you are gonna make me puma pants?Ģ9. What did one fly ask the other one? ‘Is this stool taken?’Ģ8. The movie ‘Diarrhea’ had been leaked so they had to release it sooner than later.Ģ7. What is something that is behind a wall that is large and brown? Humpty’s Dump.Ģ6. Why is diarrhea hereditary? It is in your genes.Ģ5. What movie is the worst one of a trilogy? Always the turd one.Ģ4. How can you run to the bathroom that is unlocked quickly? With a doo-key.Ģ3. What is something that someone who said ‘laughter is the best medicine’ has never experienced? Diarrhea.Ģ2. What is something that is brown and also sounds like a bell? Dung.Ģ1. Why it the toilet a great place to take a nap? It is in the rest room.Ģ0. What is it called when poop smells like flowers? Pooporri.ġ9. See also 50 Skeleton Puns No Body Will Want to Missġ8. What was the reason for the policeman sitting on the toilet? That was his call of duty. What was the reason for the toilet being placed on the top of the garbage heap? Because everyone had to take a dump.ġ7. What is a poop that is magical called? Poodini.ġ6. What is it called when you take a big poop during the most exciting football game of the year? The super bowel.ġ5. Why couldn’t the toilet paper get anywhere? It was stuck in a crack.ġ4. Why is love like a fart? Because if you have to force it then it is likely crap.ġ3.

#FUNNY WORDS FOR POOP FULL#

Why are constipated people the same as those who are good at telling fabricated stories? They are full of crap.ġ2. Why does Piglet always stink? He plays with Pooh.ġ1.

What is the reason that ducks have feathers? They have to cover their butt quacks.ġ0. Why did that guy take the roll of toilet paper to the party? He was a party pooper.ĩ. Why was the toilet beat red? It was flushed.Ĩ. Tigger stuck his head in the toilet for the purpose of looking for Pooh.ħ. What does someone who has been jerked around and toilet paper have in common? They deal with a lot of crap.Ħ. This toilet paper seems limp so it must be really wiped.ĥ. Why did the toilet paper end up in a valley after dropping it from the hill? It has to get to the bottom.Ĥ. I am trying to come up with a good poop pun but they always stink anyway.ģ. What does poop and coming into second place have in common? They are both #2.Ģ. See also 51 Robot Puns That Will Program You To Laughġ. List of Poop Puns That Will Make You Laugh Explosively:įollowing are some of the best poop puns that will make you laugh explosively. But there are 51 other reasons that pooping is funny because you can make the best puns out of poop! Let’s look at those now. It already has been established that pooping is funny because toilet humor lives on, for those who do have a sense of humor anyway. And pooping is really important to do in order to keep your digestive system up to par. Especially if their doctors have expressed concern. Therefore, they need to find a way to increase their regularity if they are struggling with doing to the bathroom. And if they are not regular enough, they know that can lead to some health problems. That is because they may be concerned that they are not regular enough. Whenever some people think of the word ‘poop’, they also question how often they should be going daily. They may either think there is a dire need for fiber to cure that constipation or there is a dire need for the rice to help stop the runs if that has been the case. And for those who don’t have an appreciation for toilet humor may think of different things when they think of the word ‘poop’.

Poop! What goes through your mind when you think of poop? Probably many things such as how funny it is, and how gross and dirty it is all at the same time. If you’d like to add a poop pun to it, please submit it to us using the comments section below. This list of poop puns is open to contribution.

Funny words for poop